Anyone interested in some FEMBOT-related ROLE PLAY?

The Japanese, who brought us such wonders as the Playstation and manga porn have pulled another gem from their high-tech hat: Meet AIKO the Fembot. The best example of technology for fun’s sake since water torture, this handy little sex-kitten will not only clean the dishes and empty the bins, she’ll never complain about it either. If you fancy giving her a break (she’ll never ask for one, naturally) the clever techy trickery behind her innocent little eyes means she can offer opinion about the football too.

Naturally, when her chat starts to deteriorate and you feel like some alone time, you can shut her up with a simple command. All sweet little AIKO wants to do is make sure her man is satisfied. She’ll happily work 24 hours a day, has an ideal 32-23-33 figure that conceals the labyrinth of robotics and hydraulics underneath and – designed to look like she’s in her early twenties – can alledgedly fake an orgasm. Granted, she’s no Kelly Brook lookalike, but as she’s battery – rather than libido – powered, one would only hope she comes with some kind of self-cleaning mechanism. What’s more, at £14,000 she works out a shedload cheaper than the average ball-and-chain – and comes totally pre-nuptual free. Which is good, because you’re probably going to want to upgrade when the latest models come out. And you can bet your bottom dollar that some testosterone-filled, code-savvy Japanese boys will create some kind of dominatrix patch – AIKO comes in innocent Japanese schoolgirl mode as standard. But hold your horses, AIKO is not going to be hitting the shelves soon: she is still in the prototype phase. Don’t ditch the girlfriend yet – just threaten her a little.

Henry James Foy

HAUS DIGITAL